Since far too many people have contacted me regarding January 11th… In all honestly, I have come to the realization that this game is really idiotic. I love myself too much to want to play this game right now. I gave up too much of my precious time to make others happy, when all that matters is my happiness. Being the best at this game is like being the best at sitting in your garage and smoking weed. You’re very good at doing something that’s retarded as fuck. I know I could have done a lot, but you see the reason I told people that I was done with armies and I told you’s to join Wwe’s version of DCP was so I can forever be done with this. You guys all pressured me to make a comeback “we need you” ect, all up in my DM’s and stuff so I made the January 11th date to give myself time to think about it all. This here is my final decision. I have met some really amazing people on this game, and at one point I really would have went above and beyond for some of you, but it won’t ever be like that again, because I meet amazing people all the time now.

As I progressed throughout my career, I have learned about the dark side of this all. I became someone that literally everyone looked up to, even if I disliked them – they looked up to me – and I learned that a very large percentage of this community is actually suicidal. In my last role in this game I took on the task of preventing people from committing suicide. (Yes, kill me – I did not recruit – I wasn’t really active either. I didn’t find it necessary as we had Badboy multilogging the entire time) This includes people that even you look up to. Who just sits on their computer all day and play Club Penguin? Depressed people? Go figure. I did get hooked onto this game when I was really young, and I stayed around ever since but I don’t regret any of it because it made me who I am today. That’s besides the point, I included this part into this post for a reason and that’s because I really think you guys can impact other’s lives. Help the depressed people on Club Penguin, it actually works and great people tend not to kill themselves. You might find this hard to believe but I have done it, literally. This is why I made a post talking a little about this a few months ago.

On the bright side, I have gotten the opportunity to enjoy commanding some of the most remarkable people. They displayed heart, character, and idealism. I watched them grow up, I ranked up some of the most legendary figures in this community. Even when times got tough and frustrating, you never let this game get the better of you. You guarded against cynicism and the only thing that makes me prouder than all of things we’ve done, is the thought of all the things you are going to achieve from here. To people that did support me and the movement, I am forever grateful. Because in a way, we changed the world. We really did; Our work inspired so many young people out there (believe it or not), to believe that they can make a difference. How against all odds we accomplished whatever we desired. Let me tell you, I have seen some of the most patriotic, unselfish, creative, I’ve seen you all throughout the army. You guys believe in a fair and just community but it’s remarkable how today so many people all around the world simply believe what they’re told instead of looking at the facts or evidence. Be yourself and always do what is right. Don’t be a weakling. “And increasingly, we become so secure in our bubbles that we start accepting only information, whether it’s true or not, that fits our opinions, instead of basing our opinions on the evidence that is out there.” -Barack Obama.

My time here is done simply because there is reality outside of Club Penguin. I could have done damage, but Kanye West asked me if I had the power to let power go.. At my funeral tell em’ my biggest childhood enjoyment was watching a room flood with orange penguins at my command… until then, i’ll wipe my tears with my money! We did it so I have no choice but to believe the future of this weird game is in good hands. It’s been an honor to serve you all,